He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have feelings that need drinking.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
