it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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