im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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