That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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