That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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