Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Never joke about your clitoris.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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