I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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