do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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