Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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