I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I deserve this hangover.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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