I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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