So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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