Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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