Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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