Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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