Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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