Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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