He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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