Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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