Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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