Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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