this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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