So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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