She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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