I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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