I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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