I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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