Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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