He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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