Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i drank out of a bidet.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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