My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i think i just lost a toe
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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