had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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