had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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