I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
