Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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