I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Found the puke drawer
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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