Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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