When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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