Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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