i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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