Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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