I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are we still banned from the library?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
