she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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