Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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