I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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