You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hippo gnu deer
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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