I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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