I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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