i wish there were pregnant emoticons
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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