So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Barsexuality is the new black.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
