She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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