it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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