can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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