Duck Duck Cougar?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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