I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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