Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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